Needs a bit of humour in searching for dead relatives.
I have added some of my own spin to this list....
How true are some of these when you are delving into the deep closets of genealogy?
MURPHY'S LAW OF GENEALOGY
1. The public ceremony in which your distinguished ancestor participated and at which the platform collapsed under him turned out to be a hanging.
2. When at last after much hard work you have evolved the mystery that you have been working on for two years, your aunt says, "I could have told you that."
3. You search ten years for your grandmother's maiden name to eventually find it on a letter in a box in the attic.
4. You never asked your relatives about the family when they were alive because you weren't interested in genealogy then.
5. The important Will that you need to source is in the safe on board the Titanic.
6. Copies of old newspapers have holes occurring only on the surnames.
7. John, son of Thomas, the immigrant whom your relatives claim as the family progenitor, died on board ship at the age of 10.
8. Your great grandfather's newspaper obituary states that he died leaving no issue of record.
9. Another genealogist has just insulted the keeper of the vital records you need.
10. The relative who had all the family photographs gave them all to their kids who have no interest in genealogy and no inclination to share.
11. The only record you find for your great grandfather is that his property was sold at a sheriff's sale of insolvency.
12. The one document that would supply the missing link in your dead end line has been lost due to fire, flood, war or bombing.
13. The town clerk to whom you wrote for the information sends you a long handwritten letter which is totally illegible.
14. The spelling of your European ancestor's name bears no relationship to its current spelling or pronunciation and it has 15 or more variations.
15. None of the pictures in your recently deceased grandmother's photo album have names or dates written on them.
16. No one in your family tree ever did anything noteworthy, owned property, was sued, made the newspaper or was named in a will.
17. You learn that your great aunt's executor just sold her life's collection of family genealogical materials to a flea market dealer "Somewhere in New York City."
18. Ink fades and paper deteriorates at a rate inversely proportional to the value of the data recorded.
19. The 37 volume, 16,000 page history of your county of origin isn't indexed.
20. You finally find your great grandparents' wedding record and discover that the bride's father was named John Smith.
21. Your grandparents lied about their age and or names for various reasons that were quite passable at that time which leads you to tear your hair out.
22. The 'Family Bible' recording some of the most important information was lost in a move.
23. The well kept church and school records where you have proof your ancestor attended cannot find your family member for some reason.
24. The written word of "We are sorry to report the search was negative" becomes commonplace.
25. The only relative overseas you finally track down after 20 years of searching that may provide information JUST passed away.