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Bloopers!!
3/4/2007 at 9:16 PM
Does anyone know of any good bloopers like these ones!
From The Church Bulletins:
The concert held in the fellowship hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell on her!
Low self-esteem Support Group will meet next Thursday at 7 to 8:30 PM. Please use the back door!
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience!
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on " It's a Terrible Experience "!
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community!
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday!
Church Sign: Churchyard maintenance is becoming increasingly difficult and it will be appreciated if parishioners would cut the grass around their own graves!