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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch!!  
 
Whew! That was even harder to type, let alone say!  
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,  
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,  
Or some stickler who is slicker  
Will stick you of your liquor  
If you fail to lock your liquor  
With a lock!  
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Mr See owned a saw  
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw  
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw  
Before Soar saw See.  
Which made Soar sore.  
Had Soar seen See's saw  
Befor See sawed Soar's seesaw,  
See's saw would not have sawed  
Soar's seesaw.  
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.  
But it was sad to see Soar so sore  
just because See's saw sawed  
Soar's seesaw!!  
 
Yowser that was a mouthful of marbles!  
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Here's another stinger!!  
 
Ned Nott was shot  
and Sam Shott was not  
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.  
Some say Nott was not Shott.  
But Shott says he shot Nott.  
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott  
was not shot, or Nott was shot.  
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,  
Nott was shot.  
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,  
then Shott was shot, not Nott.  
However, the shot Shott shot shot shot Nott not Shott.  
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Adrenalin must be running rampant by now!!  
 
There was a young fisher named Fischer  
Who fished for fish in a fissure.  
The fish with a grin  
Pulled the fisherman in:  
Now, they're fishing the fissure for Fischer!!  
 
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Freshly fried flying fish  
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Greek grapes go great draped on crates of crushed dates.  
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There once was a woman  
Named Uma Mona Newman  
She nimbly made feminine M&Ms  
 
She didn't like a lot of 'em  
She only liked the minimum  
She loved the mini-cinnamon  
And the aluminum chrysanthemum.  
 
So Uma Mona Newman  
Nimbly made for the millennium  
A minimum of feminine  
Yummy mini-cinnamon  
Chrysanthemum aluminum M&Ms.  
 
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