Discussions

These are but a few. Anybody got any more?  
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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with!  
 
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly!  
 
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high!  
 
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it!  
 
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when your running late!  
 
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness!  
 
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.  
 
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer!  
 
Glibido: All talk and no action!  
 
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly!  
 
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HAD TO THROW THIS IN!!  
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shooy him was given, he yelled out, " Earthquake!" The firing squad panicked and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.  
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Al yelled out, " Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al was able to slip over the wall and he too escaped.  
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking " I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled, " FIRE !"  
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Translations:  
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English: He's cleaning his automobile.  
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka  
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English: I bumped into a coffee table.  
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni.  
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English: Small horse  
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni  
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English: This is a tow away zone.  
Chinese: No Pah King  
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English: Is there a fugitive here?  
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?  
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English: Your price is too high!!  
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!  
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English: Did you go to the beach?  
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?  
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English: It's very dark in here.  
Chinese: Wai So Dim?  
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English: I thought you were on a diet?  
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?  
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English: They have arrived!  
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum!  
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English: I got this for free!  
Chinese: Ai No Pei!  
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English: Your body odor is offensive!  
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu!  
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English: Out of sight!  
Chinese: Lei Lo!  
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English: Has your flight been delayed?  
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?  
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English: You know the lyrics to the Macarena?  
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?  
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English: Whew! Does this bathroom stink!  
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?