SZ said "1. Pack all of your, and your mom’s things.
2. Move back to California.
3. Take me with you.
It’s so cold here in winter. The snow doesn’t bother me much, it’s the -30 temperatures and the wind. With the wind it can get as cold as -50. Yes. -50.
However if you must stay, make sure you have quality winter gear. Jacket, ski pants, tuque, mittens, neck warmer and boots.
If you have a vehicle, put a box of kitty litter in the trunk it’ll help you from sliding around while driving. Driving: leave early, take your time, don’t follow people too closely, winter tires. Plug in your vehicle at night when it gets below -15/-20. Timers help with on/off.
Pack extra blankets/clothing in your vehicle and if you go on a trip somewhere, have emergency stuff in the vehicle (google this).
Stay indoors. You can leave your house in March or April "
I laughed way too hard at the first and last sentences!