Discussions

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50, or like to refer to our selves as Senior, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.  
 
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting, and whether, or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.  
 
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, or at the beach, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:  
 
1. Wearing a “nose ring”, and bifocals.  
 
2. Spiked hair with bald spots.  
 
3. Sporting a “pierced tongue”, and wearing dentures.  
 
4. Wearing a Miniskirt, and support hose.  
 
5. Wearing an “Ankle Bracelet”, and corn pads.  
 
6. Wearing a Speedo, when you have Cellulite  
 
7. Wearing a Belly Button Ring and showing a Gall Bladder surgery scar above it.  
 
8. Wearing unbuttoned Disco shirts, and a heart monitor.  
 
9. Midriff shirts, and a midriff bulge.  
 
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.  
 
11. Bikinis and liver spots.  
 
12. Short shorts, and varicose veins.  
 
13. Inline skates, and a walker.  
 
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the 'Older Folks’.....................  
 
14. Wearing a Thong over your Depends.  
 
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you are shopping.  
 
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