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This is for all the germ conscious folks  
who worry about using cold water to clean.  
 
John went to visit his 90 year old  
Grandfather in a very secluded,  
Farmhouse in the Brandon hill’s of Manitoba.  
 
After spending a great evening  
chatting the night away, John's  
Grandfather prepared breakfast  
of bacon, eggs and toast.  
 
However, John noticed a film  
like substance on his plate,  
and questioned his Grandfather  
asking, "Are these plates clean?"  
 
 
His Grandfather replied, "They're  
as clean as cold water can get them.  
Just you go ahead and finish  
your meal, Sonny!"  
 
For lunch the old man made  
hamburgers. Again, John was  
concerned about the plates as  
his appeared to have tiny specks  
around the edge that looked like  
dried egg and asked, "Are you  
sure these plates are clean?"  
 
Without looking up the! Old man  
said, "I told you before, Sonny,  
those dishes are as clean as  
cold water can get them.  
Now don't you fret, I don't want  
to hear another word about it!"  
 
Later that afternoon, John was  
on his way back to Brandon  
and as he was leaving, his  
Grandfather’s dog started to  
growl, and wouldn't let him pass.  
 
John yelled and said, "Grandfather,  
your dog won't let me get to my car".  
 
 
Without diverting his  
attention from the football game  
he was watching on TV, the old  
man shouted...  
 
 
"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!"