One day my mom was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in soemthing on TV when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My had had her wait in the living room to watch me bring himm a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
My mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a 'cup of tea' for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says,( as only a Mom would know...
"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"