Discussions

20 above zero:  
Texans turn on the heat.  
People in Brandon plant gardens.  
 
10 above zero:  
Californians shiver uncontrollably.  
People at Clear Lake sunbathe.  
 
5 above zero:  
Italian & English cars won't start.  
People in Brandon drive with the windows down.  
 
Zero:  
Distilled water freezes.  
The water in the Assiniboine River thickens.  
Brandonites close their windows  
 
5 below zero:  
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.  
People in Brandon throw on a flannel shirt.  
 
10 below zero:  
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.  
Brandon People have the last barbeque before it gets cold.  
 
15 below zero:  
Californians fly away to Mexico.  
People in Brandon get out their winter coats  
 
20 below zero:  
Hollywood disintegrates.  
The Girl Scouts in Brandon are selling cookies door to door  
 
30 below zero:  
Washington DC runs out of hot air.  
Farmers in Manitoba let their dogs sleep indoors.  
 
80 below zero:  
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  
My neighbour gets upset because she can't start her Smart car.  
 
100 below zero:  
Hell freezes over.  
Brandon School Division Busses will only run in the city.  
 
Absolute zero: (-270 Celsius)  
ALL atomic motion stops  
People in Brandon start saying... "Cool today Eh?"