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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.  
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.  
 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,  
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'  
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her  
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'  
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'  
'For reading a book,' she replies,  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.  
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.  
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.  
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'  
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.  
 
 
MORAL :  
 
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.