The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
(I wonder if you still have to apply Sun Tan Oil).
*************************************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times..
(Oh go ahead... I'll wait...)
*************************************************************Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
(So, watch your Ass)
*************************************************************You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(What if you are watching Sports?)
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
(There must be very patient Squirrels in that Forest).
*************************************************************The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
(It still cost the same).
*************************************************************The King of Hearts is the only King in a set of playing cards without a Moustache.
(That’s because he was standing too close to his Queen when she was burning her tarts).
*************************************************************American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each Salad served in first-class.
(The have now eliminated the whole Salad).
*************************************************************Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?) (That women are going in the 'right direction...?) (Not).
*************************************************************Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
(Also apples don’t spill on the sheets).
Most dust particles in your house are made from Dead Skin!
(I was blaming the Dog).
*************************************************************The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
(They had an excuse: they did not know smoking Tobacco was terminal).
*************************************************************Walt Disney was afraid of Mice.
(But he loved Model Trains).
*************************************************************Pearls dissolve in Vinegar!
(I wonder who tried this?)
*************************************************************The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
(This would not be my choice).
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs.... But, not downstairs.
(If this happens frequently the Farmer should consider an elevator).
*************************************************************A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Snopes knows why:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp).
*************************************************************Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I now keep my toothbrush in the living room on top of the TV!).
*************************************************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people who talk like that, don't YOU?)
So....................... Remember.
Knowledge is everything, so pass it on...
And go move your Toothbrush!!!