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Little Bobby watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground, and go into the nearby woods. Curious, he followed the car on his bike, and saw Daddy, and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.  
 
Little Bobby found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he biked home, and started to tell his mother.  
 
'Mummy, I was at the playground, and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I followed them to look, and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.  
 
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'  
 
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Bobby, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'  
 
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Bobby to tell his story. Bobby started his story, ‘I was at the playground, and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I followed on my bicycle to look, and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.  
 
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane, and  
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy, and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the Oil Rigs.'  
 
Mummy fainted!  
 
The Moral of the story:  
 
Sometimes you need to just shut the #### up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!