Discussions

Some comebacks they use:  
 
HE : Can I buy you a drink?  
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.  
 
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.  
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.  
 
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?  
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.  
 
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE : I must've been given your share.  
 
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?  
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.  
 
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.  
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.  
 
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out.  
 
HE : I think I could make you very happy.  
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?  
 
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?  
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.  
 
HE : Can I have your name?  
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?  
 
HE : Shall we go see a movie?  
SHE : I've already seen it.  
 
HE : Where have you been all my life?SHE : Hiding from you.  
 
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.  
 
HE : Is this seat empty?  
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.  
 
HE : So, what do you do for a living?SHE : I'm a female impersonator.  
 
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?  
SHE : Do not enter.  
 
HE : Your body is like a temple.  
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.  
 
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.  
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.  
 
THATS ALL FOLKS  
 
HAVE A GREAT LONG WEEKEND