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An old, blind Farmer wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.  
 
 
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.  
 
 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'  
 
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Farm Boy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:  
 
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.  
 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.  
 
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.  
 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.  
 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.  
 
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'  
 
 
The blind Farmer thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Nope....  
 
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'