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ALERT!!  
 
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!  
 
My wife’s thighs were stolen from her during the night a few years ago. She went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick! The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to hers? She spent the entire summer looking for her thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, She resigned herself to living out her life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.  
 
Her derriere was next. She knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match her new rear end to the thighs they had stuck her with earlier. But now her new butt was attached at least three inches lower than her original! She realized she would have to give up her jeans in favour of long skirts.  
 
Two years ago she realized her arms had been switched. One morning she was fixing her hair and was horrified to see the flesh of her upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary ~ her body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to her next?  
 
When her poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, she decided to tell her story! “Women of the world: wake up and smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something "lifted", look again ~ was it lifted from you?”  
 
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!  
 
P.S. Last year she thought someone had stolen her boobs. She was lying in bed and they were gone! But when she jumped out of bed, she was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in her armpits as she slept. Now she keeps them hidden in her waistband. Let's see someone try and take them now!