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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Canadian Special Border Guards 
    1/10/2025 at 12:31 AM
    Bring it on Trump we are amassing one big beautiful Border Defence Team not seen anywhere else in the world. Bring on that invasion  
     
    Edited by Happy Wanderer, 2025-01-10 00:33:38
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  •  naturelover
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    Border Guard  
    1/10/2025 at 9:30 AM
    Absolutely, Right On.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Ha ha  
    1/10/2025 at 4:16 PM
    We also have 1000 long range and 500 short range snowballs in reserve if they slip by the Special Border Guards.  
     
    Edited by Happy Wanderer, 2025-01-10 16:17:20
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  •  HAGD
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    artillary 
    1/11/2025 at 6:22 AM
    Have it on good authority that also in reserve on hand are the piercing carrots if the snowballs don't work 100 percent, taken off the head of snowmen.  
    Gr8 post, for giggles
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Ha ha 
    1/11/2025 at 10:59 AM
    Presently digging tunnels in the snow incase we have to go underground. Snow fort walls have been increased by at least 6 cm.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Fort Brandon  
    1/11/2025 at 11:02 AM
    Fort Brandon should hold them
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Everyone involved 
    1/11/2025 at 11:04 AM
    Even my kids are getting involved. It’s a total Canadian effort. Stop the invasion from the south. Local yard protection
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Scammers 
    1/11/2025 at 11:16 AM
    Some among us are trying to take advantage of the situation. Worried Canadians don’t worry there is plenty of snow to go around for everyone to retaliate against a potential invasion.  
    Don’t get fooled by scammers  
    Go to: www. Snowballs at the ready.ca Or  
    www. It’s your snow.ca  
     
    Edited by Happy Wanderer, 2025-01-11 11:17:27
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  •  HAGD
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    lol, lol 
    1/11/2025 at 11:20 AM
    Happy Wanderer said "Fort Brandon should hold them "
    We got,em wit dat Fort!! Hook, line n sinker. Put dat in ur hat smoke it, u southeners.  
    After 2night, all are welcome to my driveway, walkway and deck to make ur snowballs  
    BEST SNOW IN TOWN FOR MAKING SNOWBALL, people, don't forget the city sidewalk  
     
    Edited by HAGD, 2025-01-11 11:24:44
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Alert 
    1/11/2025 at 11:34 AM
    Health Canada just issued a health warning for defender minded Canadians reminding them to pick their snowball ammo carefully.  
    Plus PM Trudeau has reminded Canadians that all fully automatic snowballs are restricted snowballs and not allowed to be owned or operated by Canadians.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Snow Bomb Shelter 
    1/11/2025 at 11:56 AM
    If things get bad make sure you have your snow bomb shelter well equipped.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    The PM takes action  
    1/11/2025 at 12:05 PM
    PM Trudeau recently taken picture reinforcing his home, Rideau Hall, against a potentional invasion.  
    I think he is saying man the shovels fellow Canadians.  
    I’m off to Canadian Tire to get my shovel. Or I’ll stop at Tim’s and think about it over a double double. Maybe tomorrow I’ll do some shovelling
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Revenue Canada Media Release 
    1/11/2025 at 12:26 PM
    Revenue Canada has sent out a media release reminding all Canadians re-arming themselves with new snowballs that they must pay the Carbon Tax on newly created snowballs but no GST will be collected on snowballs at this time. Snowballs will be GST exempt till April 2025.  
    The Premier of Manitoba also released a statement saying he is dropping the snowball tax for the rest of the year to help fellow Manitoban’s during this time. Thank you Mr. Premier
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Defence Force  
    1/11/2025 at 12:43 PM
    They came from Rosser Avenue, the west end, the east end and even the Brandon Hills. Honing their defence skills. Trump has no chance
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Big big big  
    1/11/2025 at 12:52 PM
    Americans beware we have a 1000 pounder too. Canadian made baby
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Tension Easing 
    1/11/2025 at 1:06 PM
    Canadians can relax a bit. We have reinforced the border. We have completed 20 kilometres of “big bold beautiful” wall. The Canadian way. Ice reinforced and we think unscalable.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Brandon Armory on Victoria  
    1/11/2025 at 1:18 PM
    Canadian Reservist are starting to a mass at local Canadian armories.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Snowball Specialist 
    1/11/2025 at 1:38 PM
    Canadian recruiting poster just released to help bolster the Canadian Border Protection Special Forces.  
    We need help
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    POW 
    1/11/2025 at 7:08 PM
    I know it might be scary but all Canadians should be prepared for Special Forces casualties and POW’s. But we can overcome it
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Ontario Border Services 
    1/11/2025 at 7:15 PM
    Just a reminder that Ontario Border Services are now maintaining 24-7 service at many border crossings in the province. Kenora Border Crossing station staff thanks you
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    From the office of The P.M. 
    1/11/2025 at 7:24 PM
    The PM wants to inform all Canadians that the Special Border Protection Service has been issued the latest equipment in this tense time. Trump and his team will not be able sneak across the border even at night. The S.PC. just were issued the latest Cabela night vision
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Be aware 
    1/11/2025 at 7:44 PM
    Hope invading Americans are prepared for Canadian street gangs.
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Canadian Department of Propoganda 
    1/12/2025 at 5:37 PM
    Just released and ready to go from our propoganda department. After careful consideration they are discouraging Americans from signing up and joining an invasion force  
    The new pamphlets will be dropped over American cities from Air Canada planes flying south to tropical islands full of smiling Snowbirds.  
     
    Edited by Happy Wanderer, 2025-01-12 17:38:39
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    Out Flanked 
    1/12/2025 at 6:04 PM
    News Release: Dauphin Manitoba January 9th 4:35 AM  
    Over 1000 American Elite paratrooper dropped out of the skies on what they thought would be a surprise invasion of Dauphin. It was executed perfectly according to US Command Central.  
    But Canadian Military Intelligence has learned through extreme code breaking skills that they are packing and hurriedly rushing back to the USA.  
    No one was home. Everyone is in Florida, Texas or Arizona for the winter. A perfectly executed flank maneuver by Canadians. Don’t mess with Canada
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  •  Happy Wanderer
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    American POW Invaders 
    1/12/2025 at 6:20 PM
    All American POW invaders will be subjected to immediate re-education training. Learning the metric system so they can function in Canadian POW camps.  
    No longer will they given an inch, it will be a centimeter. If we are pissed off it’s a millimeter. They no longer will miss by a mile but miss by a kilometre . -30C is cold. They should learn that very quickly. No temperature instruction will be needed. They will be issued a litre of water daily not a 1/2 gallon. If they want coffee with a meal say “double double” to speed up the food line.  
    The government feels all POW will be better off knowing the metric system.  
     
    Edited by Happy Wanderer, 2025-01-12 18:22:27
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