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This just came from my nephew, some of them are bad and I won't post them, but a couple are kind of funny. some of you have probably seen these, I know my wife had.  
 
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.  
She asked, 'What's on TV?'  
I said, 'Dust.'  
And that's when the fight started  
 
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in  
bed.  
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"  
"No," she answered.  
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"  
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes.."  
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."  
And that's when the fight started ...  
 
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"  
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.  
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said..  
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"  
And that's when the fight started...