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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Minus Palin)  
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Edited) Thanks Debbie Farnand  
 
 
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!  
 
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.  
 
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.  
 
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.  
 
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?  
 
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.  
 
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.  
 
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.  
 
Lou Dobbs, CNN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.  
 
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.  
 
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.  
 
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?