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When signing up for an exercise class and was told to wear 'loose fitting clothing' -if I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!  
 
The worse thing about accidents in the kitchen is having to eat them.  
 
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?  
 
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.  
 
Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  
 
In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.  
 
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.  
 
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.  
 
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.  
 
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.  
 
If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.  
 
The door bell or your phone will always ring when you are in the bathroom.  
 
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker  
 
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.  
 
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.  
 
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.  
 
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.  
 
Well done is better than well said .  
 
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!  
 
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.  
 
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.