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Below are the results of taking any word from the dictionary, altering it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition.  
 
 
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you  
realize it was your money to start with.  
 
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a Hillbilly  
 
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.  
 
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of  
getting laid.  
 
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject  
financially impotent for an indefinite period.  
 
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism by spray-painted at a very, very high location.  
 
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.  
 
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.  
 
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.  
 
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.  
 
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes, and it's like, a serious bummer.  
 
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.  
 
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.  
 
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.  
 
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've  
accidentally walked through a spider web.  
 
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your  
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.  
 
17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the Fruit you're eating.  
 
And the pick of the literature:  
 
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid, and an A-hole.  
 
Source: The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational.