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**She called me to get my phone number.  
 
**She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.  
 
**She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.  
 
**She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.  
 
**She sent me a Fax with a postage stamp on it.  
 
**She tried to drown my Goldfish.  
 
**She thought a Quarterback was a refund.  
 
**She got locked in a Grocery Store, and nearly starved to death.  
 
**She tripped over a cordless phone.  
 
**She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.  
 
**She asked for a price check at the 'Dollar Store'.  
 
**She studied for a Blood test.  
 
**She thought 'Meow Mix' was a CD for cats.  
 
**When she heard 90% of crimes occur at home, she moved.  
 
**When she took someone to the Airport, she saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', and she turned around to go home.  
 
**When she missed the #44 bus, she took the #22 bus, TWICE!!  
 
**She failed a Urine test.  
 
**She looked into a box of Cheerio’s, and said, “Oh Look!!! Donut seeds.”  
 
**She went to the Doctor, and while checking her with his Stethoscope he said, “Big breaths,” and she said: “Yeth, and I am not even thickteen yet.”  
 
**She once scaled a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.  
 
**She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".  
 
**She filled in an application form, and where it says at the bottom “sign here”, she wrote “Sagittarius.”  
 
**She once sold her old car for gas money.  
 
**She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your Phone Bill.  
 
**She has a high ESP, and combined with PMS she becomes a  
Know-it-all b*tch.  
 
**When she has been at her Computer she leaves a hunk of cheese in front of the mouse.  
 
**Her idea of ‘natural childbirth’ is to give birth without wearing makeup.  
 
**She got locked in the bathroom, and was in there so long she P’d her pants.  
 
**She got so excited after she completed a Jig-Saw Puzzle in six months because it was rated from 4 to 6 years.  
 
**She baked a chicken in 3-1/2 days because the label said: “cook for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.  
 
**She climbed up to the roof of a Bar after the Manager called, “Drinks are on the House!”  
 
**She always orders her Pizza cut into six pieces because she could never eat twelve.  
 
**She painted her house wearing a Denim Jacket covered by a Fur Coat because the label on the can said, “For the best results, put on two coats.”  
 
**She decided to save money so she washed her dress by hand. When she told me I suggested she must have saved $30.00. She was so excited she rushed home to wash it again to save another $30.00.  
 
**She is so stupid she steals Free Samples from Sobey’s.  
 
**She is so stupid she P’d her pants when she read the sign, “Wet Floor.”  
 
**She is so stupid she tried to read an Audio Book.  
 
**She is so stupid that she thinks Thailand is a men’s clothing store.  
 
**She is so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.  
 
**She is so stupid she stopped at a ‘Stop’ sign, and waited for it to change to ‘Go’.  
 
T.G.I.F.