Discussions

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:  
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'  
 
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In a Podiatrist's office:  
'Time wounds all heels.'  
 
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:  
'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'  
 
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On another Septic Tank Truck:  
'We're #1 in the #2 business'  
 
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At a Proctologist's door:  
'To expedite your visit please back in.'  
 
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On a Plumber's truck:  
'We repair what your husband fixed.'  
 
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On another Plumber's truck:  
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber...'  
 
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On a Church's Billboard:  
'7 days without God makes one weak.'  
 
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At a Tire Shop in Regina:  
'Invite us to your next blow-out.'  
 
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:  
'Hello. Can we pick your nose?'  
 
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At a Towing company:  
'We don't charge an arm and a leg.  
We want tows.'  
 
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On an Electrician's truck:  
'Let us remove your shorts.'  
 
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In a Non-smoking Area:  
'If we see smoke,  
we will assume you are on fire  
and take appropriate action.'  
 
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On a Maternity Room door:  
'Push. Push. Push.'  
 
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At an Optometrist's Office:  
'If you don't see what you're looking for,  
You’ve come to the right place.'  
 
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On a Taxidermist's window:  
'We really know our stuff.'  
 
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On a Fence:  
'Salesmen welcome!  
Dog food is expensive!'  
 
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At a Car Dealership:  
'The best way to get back on your feet...  
miss a car payment.'  
 
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Outside a Muffler Shop:  
'No appointment necessary...  
We hear you coming.'  
 
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'  
 
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At the Electric Company:  
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  
However, if you don't, you will be.'  
 
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In a Restaurant window:  
'Don't stand there and be hungry...  
Come on in and get fed up.'  
 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'  
 
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At a Propane Filling Station:  
'Thank heaven for little grills'  
 
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And don't forget this sign at a Winnipeg Radiator Shop:  
'Best place in town to take a leak!'  
 
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