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The Top 10 Ways to leave a party. How many of these have YOU done? Which is "your trademark" departure?  
 
The Werewolf: He's the guy who gets so drunk and rowdy and runs off into the night. He usually wakes up the next day and doesn't remember anything.  
The Magician: He always slips out the door without saying goodbye.  
The Vincent Chase: Based on the Entourage character, he's the guy who always leaves with a woman.  
The Snow White: He's the guy you have to kick out after he passed out on the couch.  
The Pied Piper: Inviting him means that he'll bring a crowd of others to the party. But when he leaves, he takes them all with him.  
The New Yorker: He always knows of at least five other parties going on, so always leaves after an hour.  
The Hippie: He drinks, gets all lovey-dovey and then hugs everyone on his way out the door.  
The Bruce Willis: Bruce Willis is always the last guy standing in his movies, and you're always the last guy to leave.  
The Blind Umpire: Just as the party is reaching its peak and everyone's having a great time, he announces "I'm out," and leaves without an explanation.  
The Bernie: Inspired by Weekend at Bernie's, he'll be carried out by two friends.