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A Pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,  
 
'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.  
 
What happened?  
 
You look terrible.'  
 
'What do you mean?' said the Pirate.  
 
'I feel fine.'  
 
'What about the wooden leg?  
 
You didn't have that before.'  
 
'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'  
 
'OK, but what about that hook?  
 
What happened to your hand?'  
 
'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.  
 
My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook.  
 
I'm fine, really.'  
 
'What about that eye patch?'  
 
'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.  
 
I looked up and one of them sh*t in my eye.'  
 
'You're kidding.  
 
You lost an eye from bird sh*t?'  
 
'Well It was my first day with the hook.