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I got this from a group on facebook I frequent. For privacy reasons, I dont have a link BUT a screen-cap is available in the photo section of this topic (of the original post as it was on facebook).  
 
///True, carrots look like a wide-open eye, but if you've got orange  
eyes, you've drunk too much children's cold medicine, and are f*****.  
 
True, tomatoes are red, as is the heart, but some tomatoes are also  
green. And if you've got a green heart, you're radioactively f*****.  
 
True, grapes hang in a rather heart-shaped cluster, but if you've got  
an a**-load of ridges and bumps on your heart, you're heart-bubble  
f*****.  
 
True, walnuts look like a little brain, but if your brain is that  
small, or your skull cracks that easily, you're smart/safety f*****.  
 
True, kidney beans look like (SPOILER ALERT!) human kidneys (really?  
and I always thought they should've called'em testicle beans), but if  
your kidneys come in so great a number as the referential picture  
would have any good Christian believe, you're genetic-mutationally  
f*****.  
 
True, celery, bok choy, and rhubarb look like human bones, but if your  
bones get that flaccid from contact with a liquid, you're jelly-bones  
f*****.  
 
True, avocados, eggplant, and pears are shaped like women-parts, but  
if you had to remove the baby from a human like you have to remove the  
pit from an avocado, you're sawed-in-half f*****.  
 
True, figs look like a balzak, but if your balzak is that firm when  
you squeeze it, you're huge-testicular-tumor f*****.  
 
True, sweet potatoes look like the pancreas, but if your pancreas was  
a tuber, part of you would be stuck in the ground, and you'd be  
human-tree f*****.  
 
True, olives look like ovaries, but if your ovaries had hard, lumpy  
things inside, you'd be ovarian-cancer f*****.  
 
True, citrus fruits look like mammary glands, but if your t*** shot  
acid, you'd be infanticide f*****.  
 
True, onions look like human cells, but if your cells had all that  
hair growing out of them, you'd be "damn! someone buy that boy a  
cellular hair-cut!" f*****.  
 
Anyhow, if these fruits and veggies really are a clue from God,  
wouldn't that mean that God has a rather f***** sense of humor.....///  
 
 
 
 
Edited by My2cents, 2010-01-23 02:16:50