Discussions

 
 
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.  
 
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.  
 
3. No one is listening until you fart.  
 
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.  
 
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.  
 
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.  
 
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  
 
8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.  
 
9. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.  
 
10. A closed mouth gathers no feet.  
 
11. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.  
 
12. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.  
 
13. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.  
 
14. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.