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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very  
> >>sexy  
> >>nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."  
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> >>So he tied her up and went golfing.  
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> >>A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the  
> >>house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,  
> >>pack your bags. I won the lottery!"  
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> >>The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain  
> >>stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."  
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> >>Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the  
> >>other is a husband.  
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> >>A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.  
> >>  
> >>First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed  
> >>him  
> >>a card with the letters:  
> >>'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'  
> >>  
> >>"Can you read this?" the optician asked.  
> >>  
> >>"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."  
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> >>Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,  
> >>  
> >>"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the  
> >>convent."  
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> >>  
> >>"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of  
> >>chardonnay."  
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> >>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.  
> >>  
> >>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.  
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> >>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!  
> >>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We  
> >>need  
> >>more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're  
> >>going  
> >>to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me  
> >>when  
> >>you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST  
> >>your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt  
> >>them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"  
> >>  
> >>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I  
> >>don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"  
> >>  
> >>The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like  
> >>when I'm driving."  
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> >>Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen, you  
> >>will laugh your head off!!!!!!!  
> >>  
> >>This works. I don't know how...  
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