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Have you ever found yourself at a loss for words when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!”  
Well, thanks to Genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.  
 
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.  
 
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had only one son, Jack.  
 
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. This deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla  
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.  
 
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.  
 
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.  
 
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.  
 
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.  
 
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick- named Chicken Schitt.  
 
Two of the other six children, Fulla, Schitt, and Giva Schitt, were inseperatable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony.  
 
The wedding announcement in the newspaper  
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.  
 
Bull Schitt, was the prodigal son, and left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.  
 
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct him or her with the above information.  
 
 
Sincerely,  
Crock O. Schitt