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Two Siamese Twins walk into a pub in Winnipeg and park themselves on a barstool.  
 
One of them says to the Landlord,  
 
"Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip, I'm John, he's Jim”.  
 
”Two Molson Canadian beers please".  
 
The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  
 
"Been on holiday yet, lads?"  
 
"Off to England next month," says John.  
 
"We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.  
 
"Ah, England!" says the Landlord. "Wonderful country... the  
history, the beer, the culture..."  
 
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim?  
 
And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant, rude, and talk funny."  
 
"So why keep going to England?" asks the landlord.  
 
 
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."